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YE ALTERNATIVE SHAKESPEARE
# Making Shakespeare Gr8 Again
Wherein The Bard of Avon Doth Join the Twitter War and Speaks Out on Alternative Facts
A challenging yet thrilling year for him. ‘Tis 400 plus years since Will “shuffled off this mortal coil” and more than four centuries since he penned the phrase “Brevity is the Soul of Wit”. But now, “Brevity is the Soul of (T)wit”, say he.
And he’s been catapulted (iambiacally-pentametric thumbs flying) from the Elizabethan era into the Age of Trump! Clutching his phone, he finds himself deep in the twitter fray drowning in lies, aka“Alternative Facts”….SAD :-(( And, he does have the best words!! So share them, he will with the Po-literati of the Twitterati. A veritable popinjay, turned out in natty business attire, (proudly wearing his King Edward Stratford School tie – not made in China – or a long red tie that is).
But, in sooth, his mind is not at ease as the hurly-burly of the political world o’ertakes him. What to do? What to do?
So, to soothe his troubled mind, he tweets madly even snaps a selfie. You’ll find Will and his Blunt and Bloody Barbs emblazoned on a treasure trove of products that will bring a smile in these tumultuous times to Shakespeare lovers, Twitter aficionados and Political junkies. Prithee. Look ye upon our goodly wealth and let merriment abound.
BUT…2 buy/nt 2 buy that is the ?